In my quest to speed up the table of players world wide (how presumptuous of me) I offer these homemade condition cards. The text will seem a bit different to you than what you may be used to, and that’s only because I wanted to stay out of trouble, but the meaning didn’t change. I tried giving them a bit of a Victorian feel, pulling the art from a site I listed in my previous post.
Just download, print, and play. You can find them here.